TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I just LOVE this kid!)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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5 comments
Zakariyya says:
November 3, 2008 at 1:56 pm (UTC 5)
Assalamoalaikum, I think that it would be a good idea for you all to publish some original articles and other things here, it will make it a better place, I mean right now everything is borrowed, maybe it ould be a good idea to publish articles in every catagory by talented pakistani youth, what do you think? E.g poetry, views on politics, religion, technology etc.
Saeed says:
November 3, 2008 at 2:34 pm (UTC 5)
Thank you for the comments, Zakariyya.
I am absolutely in favour of the idea. My job seldomly spares me enough time to write something myself, but if you know of anyone interested in writing/contributing for the blog, I would definitely welcome them aboard.
Zakariyya says:
November 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm (UTC 5)
Yes, infactI do, most of the lovely people at the forums know how to write so nicely, and if i ever had time ill lend you some of my writing too
thats in case you want it! take care brother
Haris says:
November 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm (UTC 5)
LOL! I like your comments area
BTW! Awesome jokes. Read nice ones after a long time.
Tayyeba says:
August 30, 2009 at 8:48 am (UTC 5)
funny!!!!
:D:D